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TFZP #114: The Vaginal Carnival

Come one, come all, to the vaginal carnival! It’s that time of the.. year… yet again. Come ride in a row boat, or maybe bounce on the padded pad. Face painting, coconut cream pies and tuna salad sandwiches for everyone! Ride the crimson wave (improved for 2016) and tickle the bearded clam. Bring the whole family (even aunt Flo is invited) and have a great time that won’t cramp your style. It’s the Vanginal Carnival – don’t miss out!

TFZP #113: Migraines and Pirates and Warts (oh my!)

In this week’s episode, Draelor abandons us (again!), Berz was a pirate making ice cream, Meo had a migraine (and a wart) but still signs up for Japanese lessons, and Wobbly is on a bit of a Star Trek kick (give you three guesses what prompted that..).  Throw in some Golf with Friends, a bit of Persona 4, and some emails, and we’ve got a Tuesday night full of excitement!

TFZP #112: Can you poop in your own yard?

Draelor is out this week, so it’s another 3 man experience. <awkward pause> The remaining team talks about finishing basements. <awkward pause> They also talk about Judo and Firewatch. <awkward pause> Wobbly got his brand new (almost) perfect pinball machine. <awkward pause> Finishing basements. <awkward pause> World of Warcraft and Ni No Kuni. <awkward pause> Fart noises. <awkward pause> Draelor will be back next week.

TFZP #111: Hot Peppers and Crisco

In this episode, Wobbly Chair eats a hot pepper.

TFZP #110: Winning!

We may be a man short, and have no games to talk about, but we don’t let that stop us from rambling on for 2 hours about Wobbly’s big win, Drae’s introduction to Civilization, and realizing why Berz isn’t allowed to play Santa!

TFZP #109: Berz’ Imaginary Mother-in-Law

Cats are pooping, so you know it’s time for some hot Flaming Zonkey action. Join us as we travel down an imaginary path towards zero, all the while spinning tales of bloody heads, hot tubs, TWO e-mails (one of which is about penises), math jokes, Formula Fusion, Feeding Fishes, No Man’s Sky, World of Warcraft addiction and dick pics. Oh, and sexy lava golems. Because reasons!

TFZP #108: The Canadian Cosmonaut Hoax

Yes, you’ve heard it here first: The Flaming Zonkey Podcast is better than eating poop.  And keeping to that level of quality, this week’s episode includes Berz’s unconvincing endorsement of No Man’s Sky, pro tips on how to get to try more tables in Pinball Arcade, Wobbly recaps his Vive experience playing Job Simulator, Meo admits his relapse into an old addiction, and Draelor starts planning for Disney.  Throw in a couple of listener emails, and some power washing, and you’ve got a recipe sure to leave you giving up coprophagia for good!

TFZP #107: Is it hot in here…

Meo has been swimming in a swimming pool/hot tub/sauna or something. Draelor slept on a soft bed and didn’t get his waffles. Wobbly isn’t quite in rhythm heaven. Berz gets 30 seconds to talk about his gaming. Castle Crashers is still great, though! All this, and talk of changing careers, kids doing laundry and mowing the grass, TWO e-mails (one of which is about pooping) and a little bit of olympics discussion makes this another awesome episode of The Flaming Zonkey Podcast!

TFZP #106: Udderly Excited About Pinball

This week there’s a little talk of video games, but the big news is that two of the four zonkeys made a pilgrimage to a very important pinball event: Pinburgh! Listen along for tales of Berz’ ice cream pun escapades, farting in cars, name dropping and Wobbly drinking. Ariana Grande fights Selena Gomez in a to the death street fight, the boys discover a potential goldmine of a subreddit (only to have their hopes and dreams crushed), Berz drops some names and Draelor finished a game! All that and more on this week’s Flaming Zonkey Podcast! Udders! 

TFZP #105: The Pig War of 1859

In 1859 the Oregon Treaty left several islands in the Harrow strait, of the coast of Vancouver in doubt as to what country owned them, due to uncertain geography and some peculiarities of a cartographic nature. Because of this ambiguity, two countries each had claim to an island called San Juan.
In 1859, an American Farmer named Lyman Cutlar, claimed rights to the land and planted a field of wild tubers, and all was good in the world, but was it!? On June 15th of the same dark year, Lyman caught a mighty black Canadian pig in his freshly fallowed tuber field. The pig became the first victim of the war, when it was shot by blunderbuss.