We’ve got bananas. We’ve got otamatones. We’ve got news on a new Playstation. We’ve got pinball machines that are literally on fire. We were recently listed in the Panama Papers. We’ve got e-mails. We’re The Flaming Zonkey Podcast, and we care what you think! We also missed the first 5-10 minutes of the podcast and had to repeat them. That’s ok, though, because what did get recorded is amazing! In addition to all that other stuff, we also delve into free beta weekends of video games, MMOs for elementary schools, Wobbly’s adventures in streaming, a new streaming site that’s all about vaping and a little time travel. Did I mention we have bananas? Because we have bananas! A whole car load full!

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Welcome to the most story tellin’, benedryl takin’, Chicken in a Biscuit eatin’, pinball playin’ super podcast about all things merkin! It’s episode 92 of The Flaming Zonkey Podcast! In this episode, Meo is sick because he ventured out of the house for once, long untold secrets about Punch Out are revealed, Dark Souls 3 has been released, Wobbly is super-mega-ultra addicted to streaming on Twitch, Draelor is uppercutting heads off of dudes, Berz is playing all kinds of pinball and we merge subreddits together to cause all sorts of chaos. We also take a look at racy pictures of the Hoff and consider whether or not there are or should be dog merkins. I know  you can’t wait, so I’ll stop typing so I can finish this upload and you can listen! Enjoy!

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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN THE FLAMING ZONKEY WRESTLEMANIA REVIEW RUNS WILD ALL OVER YOU?!?!? You heard that right – 3 of the 4 zonkies watched Wrestlemania, so the first thing we talk about is how bad it was. And yet we watched it. For. Five. Hours. Ugh. Even though we spent way too much time watching, we still managed to find time for the usual: video games, pinball and cheeseburgers! You’ll hear all about Wobbly’s awesome ball 2, more Heroes of the Storm, Bloodborne, Hydro Thunder, Black Desert Online, a poorly named game called Ichi and some dogs with even worse names than a game with a japanese name without S ranks. This episode is so great that I was able to remember all of that without the Berz provided notes that he usually takes during the recording. YOU CAN’T MISS THIS BROTHER! MUCH LOVE! HH!

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We did it again. We maked another podcast. You can listen to this podcast, and then be happy because this is the celebratory HAPPY BERZDAY PODCAST! That’s right! It’s Berzerker’s birthday, so how do we celebrate? By talking about wrestling, pets, kids home for spring break, Windows 10 games, PINBALL PINBALL PINBALL, Heroes of the Storm, slide whistles, recovering from Vegas and somehow ending up with an (almost) naked picture of Phyllis Diller. Don’t touch that doorknob, it’s another episode of The Flaming Zonkey Podcast!

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The whole crew is in house this week to hear about Meo’s son’s indoctrination into Pokemon video games, while Meo’s HOTS gaming has been ruined.  Berz plays a new game, Factorio, Wobbly debates over Black Desert between bouts of fighting with Twitch, and Draelor regails us with his adventures in Vegas for March Madness.  And then we devise evil ways to make someone go crazy(ier?)

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We’ve got a Zonkey out again this week, but this time we brought in a pinch hitter! Enjoy this week’s tales of food, date nights to the grocery store, sushi, boy scouts, hot nuts, wrastlin’, Battlefront, streaming adventures, Rocket League, Fire Emblem, brussel sprouts, goulash and cloacas. All of this, special guest Didj and even more adventures await you in this week’s episode. Moshi Moshi!

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We may not have Meo this week, but we still manage to fight off the hackers and pranksters to bring a fun-filled episode with a listener email (yay email!!), Wobbly’s pizza woes, Draelor’s minecraft struggles, and Berz’s adventures with sword fighting. Also heckling of Meo for missing. Cuz who misses a Flaming Zonkey Podcast? Especially when we’re coming up with ideas for EXTREME bowling?!?!

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We promise, we’re not contagious (through the internets, at least).  The Zonkeys brave a myriad of ailments to bring you Fire Emblem Fates, StarCraft 2, Space Invaders Infinity Gene, and lots of pinball (new machines! repairs! streaming!).  We cap it all off with a fantastic listener email, and realizations of the likely effects of Matrix training via LimeWire.

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This episode of the Flaming Zonkey podcast is the debut of our new 35 second long intro! It has some sweet 3D rendered text, some cool particle effects and even some dubstep. JUST KIDDING! WE RESPECT YOUR TIME AT THE FLAMING ZONKEY PODCAST. We jump right into the business of bad YouTube intros, pain pumps and feeding tubes, The Division, socks and underwear, Wobbly not playing many games but being obsessed with Twitch, Berzerker playing Axiom Verge and streaming pinball, Meo still playing Dragon’s Dogma while maybe not liking it that much, an adventure into the Fire Emblem Fates special edition and a list of songs that would be inappropriate to play during childbirth. The end!

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Hold on to your hats, as we take you on a wild ride through Berz’s crappy weekend of car troubles, Meo’s adventures in gaming with his son, and top it off with Draelor’s continued tomb raiding, set to the haunting sounds of Wobbly’s slide whistle shenanigans.  And then top it off with some bonus Axiom Verge, Bulletstorm, a homemade talkbox, and ideas for makeshift dildos (yes, you read that right).

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