Category Archives: Featured

TFZP #184: Bringing Robot Women to Life

After a brief analysis of Berz’s fascination with robot women and shiny balls, and of course his recent underwear selections, we still have plenty of time for Wrestlemania, ARK, and Kerbals!

TFZP #183: Defecation Disasters

Let’s be honest, if you’ve been listening for long, you’re wondering if that title is a joke or not…  and it’s NOT!!  That’s right, we have pooping horror stories, we’ve got Zelda, and most importantly WE HAVE WOBBLY!!  That might even be enough for not having Meo to provide any semblance of structure during any point in the episode  🙂

TFZP #182: Drae’s favorite episode (EVER!)

We’re back! Technical difficulties – we have them. It’s ok, though. Through the power of very unskilled audio editing, we have conquered the difficulties to bring you another episode of this fine audio podcast. It’s mostly about wrestling this week, and I guess there’s also some penis talk. And Berz dealing with fresh powder. And more pinball buying. Emails, snacks, video games and more await you this week. I know you’re excited, so I’ll stop typing so you can start listening!

TFZP #181: The Unripened Banana Hammock

We didn’t get all the dragon balls together, but we did manage to round up 4 Zonkeys! On this episode of the podcast, you can hear about a pig wearing underwear on his head, Berz wearing underwear on his head, and… well, I guess that’s really all you’d need. We also talk about what it would really mean to move your consciousness into another body or a robot, the giant STL snowstorm of ’18, Ark with kids, Splatoon 2, Oxenfree, various Zeldas and (of course) Heroes of the Storm. We find a sausage contest winner, read many e-mails, tell a few jokes and decide who we’d eat first. No podcast next week, so I guess just listen to this one twice?

Title credits go out to MeEtc

Sausage contest winner is from here: https://www.imgur.com/gallery/hpEom

TFZP #180: Sauerkraut Juice and a Bran Mound

This is a very momentous episode of the podcast – we streamed the whole thing LIVE on http://twitch.tv/fz_berz! We also recorded it, though – not to worry if you missed the live stream – all the content is still RIGHT HERE IN AUDIO FORM FOR YOUR EARS! You like Mario’s origin story? WE HAVE IT! You like moving bowels? WE HAVE THEM! Stories of cruising? AGAIN, THEY’RE RIGHT HERE! All that, and the usual video games and pinball stuff, this week on the Flaming Zonkey podcast!

TFZP #179: GRONK’S Amazing Heart

I have now seen Gronk’s heart. It’s amazing. Science is amazing. Everything is amazing, except this cold that I can’t seem to kick. There’s two weeks of updates to get through, but mostly it’s more dickbutt, video games and pinball. And buying pinballs. And sleepovers. Oh and operations, wrestling, e-mails and a grand mac. Welcome back to… The Flaming Zonkey Podcast!

TFZP #178: The Zelda Thong

Well, we survived the great ice storm that wasn’t, so we’re back this week with an episode that has a giant reveal: GRONK IS A CYBORG! Meo is dying of radon, (almost) all of us eat some seaweed, everyone played a game or two, Didj bought in (even more) to the Apple ecosystem, and we got some e-mails! There’s pictures of sausages in some of them! We imagine ourselves as D&D characters, and Berz is going to wear a thong on his head. Yep, we’re back!

TFZP #177: Sausages? Sausages!

Monster Hunter is out, Berz went to Chicago with Wobbly, Gronk is riding the guest seat again and Draelor went to look at awesome cars. This week’s episode is great, especially the e-mail section. OH WAIT NO EMAILS CAME AT ALL SO NOW I AM SAD AND WILL POUT IN THE CORNER. Actually, we are going with positive re-enforcement – there’s an E-Mail contest for next week. So listen in and get those fingers ready, because it’s… SAUSAGE TIME!

TFZP #176: Getting Under Blankets With Girls

I’m editing this podcast on a machine that could be mining GARLICOINS. That’s how much I love you listeners. I’m literally giving up fake digital currency so you can listen to this week’s nonsense. What kind of nonsense? How about Ring doorbells? No? What about CRYPTOCURRENCY? Still nothing? Ok, how about Momo the Monster? Ah… now I’ve got your attention. There’s also wrestling, video games, knife fights with pinballs and a bunch of other stuff. So much content, and it’s ALL FOR YOU!

TFZP #175: Could’ve Been Shanked

Meorrow is here with tales from NOLA, Berz is here to praise the healthcare system, Gronk is here to talk about pinball and cows with windows, and Didj is here to make that alarm sound that Meo loves. It’s a 50/50 split of founders and newcomers, but this episode is 100% full of the usual nonsense you’ve come to expect: battery acid, stomach acid, beer, cryptozoological legends and video games. Oh, we also talk about the latest rage – eating Tide pods!