Category Archives: Flaming Zonkey Podcast

TFZP #175: Could’ve Been Shanked

Meorrow is here with tales from NOLA, Berz is here to praise the healthcare system, Gronk is here to talk about pinball and cows with windows, and Didj is here to make that alarm sound that Meo loves. It’s a 50/50 split of founders and newcomers, but this episode is 100% full of the usual nonsense you’ve come to expect: battery acid, stomach acid, beer, cryptozoological legends and video games. Oh, we also talk about the latest rage – eating Tide pods!

TFZP #174: The One With All The E-Mails!!!

There are 12 e-mails in this episode. This makes me SO HAPPY I COULD PEE! Also in this episode, we talk about how the flu season has touched our lives, how Berz touches other stuff, pinball parties, video games and even the one and only MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! OOOOHHHH YEEEAAAAAAH!

TFZP #173: Tomatoes, Fresh from the Garden

This week’s episode starts off with a rousing rendition of Dominick the Christmas Donkey. I probably don’t need to type anything else, because that’s enough to make you want to listen already. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!! We also talk about penises! Putting sandwiches in butts! Pinball! Horizon: Zero Dawn! Axe Murderers! Christmas! Al Snow! Another thing here! One last thing here!

TFZP #172: Palms and Soles

COOKIES! WE HAVE COOKIES! WE EAT THE COOKIES! ON MIC! YOU WILL LOVE THE SOUND OF THESE DELICIOUS COOKIES! We also talk about putting our stuff on things, ownership laws, and hobbies, take an e-mail about cars (because we’re car experts) and then talk about some video games or something. Oh, and Berz is probably buying another pinball because WHY NOT!

TFZP #171: Baggie Cuts on They Butts

Berz took notes (as he always does) and they start with “Permanently in nightshift” and “Meo’s glasses bitching“. Yep, that’s pretty much how it starts. And then there’s lots of talk of butts and penises. I’d say more than usual even, so if you’re like me, you’ll absolutely LOVE this episode! Oh, Horizon Zero Dawn is really good. Aaaaaannnnnddddd, JellyButtBaby is our special guest this week, and she’s awesome as usual. Seriously – penises, butts and JellyButtBaby. We’re the podcastest with the mostest or something.

TFZP #170: Not the Planned Title

I got new glasses today. They’re my first pair of glasses ever, and they’re progressive lenses. My brain is having a very hard time dealing with this and I have a bit of a headache. I’m feeling nice, so I didn’t used the planned title (you’ll hear it during the episode). Everyone is cool. I love you all. Please give me Eggnog!

TFZP #169: Top Head Sphincter

The whole gang is here for this special holiday episode, including The Real Wobbly Chair! We put together a Flaming Zonkey starter kit (feel free to e-mail us other things to include!), invent a new type of penis, think forward to the singularity, realize that two sock puppets reached the singularity before humans, think about alternate ways to breathe, play some video games and drink heavily. Also, Wobbly is cooking a whole thanksgiving meal just so he can have leftovers. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

TFZP #168: Gronk is Right

Gronk is right. He’s absolutely right. I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s true. If Berz doesn’t take his advice, then Berz is wrong. Then again, Berz is always wrong. What if he *does* take Gronk’s advice? Would he be right and wrong at the same time? Is that even possible? Maybe you shouldn’t listen to this episode, it might cause the end of the world. Also, video games!

TFZP #167: Tangling Your Beards

We have yet another special guest star this week as we delve into topics like “food that doesn’t smell like food”, pizza, cookies, beer and ice cream. I guess we sorta talked a lot about food. Also Wendy Williams. And I guess there’s some video games or something, but mostly food. EAT THE FOOD!

TFZP #166: Two Per Wear

We have a Wobbly!!  And it’s not just a costume, even if it is Halloween.  But we do have Jester doing his best Draelor costume, along with some Drinkenstein, Meo turning Japanese, a Beaver — and everyone playing Mario!!  (and some other games too, but MARIO!!)